Hi it’s me, the incurable disease located on the inside of your or your loved ones body. I’m sure you think you got me all figured out. But I’m like a ninja and when you least expect it I’m on to something new! Just when you think you have a handle on me and have me under control in my little cage, I break out and let loose and reek havoc all over. HA! And you thought you could control me. There is something here that you need to learn about me, I don’t take orders from anyone. I do what I want, when I want and there is nothing you can do about it. You’re definitely NOT the boss of me.
I don’t play games fairly, in fact when I can I make sure to cheat to get my own way. I am also a very sore loser, so when you think you’re winning and have everything under control, I will get my revenge. I don’t let you sleep at night, because I don’t need sleep so why should you. I don’t really care if you are going to a birthday party today or have plans to go swimming, I’m going to do my best to mix things up and rock your world. Oh that’s so cute that you think I’m no big deal… Because sorry about your luck I’m a big “F’ing” Deal and I’m making sure you know it and everyone else knows it to! I really cannot sit still too long either. I have to get up and move around and see just what trouble I can get myself into. Sorry if that disrupts your work, or that big game, or even your SATs, don’t care it’s fun to me to take control and be in charge. Yeah there are times I seem to play nice, but those times I’m pretty much sitting and plotting revenge and how to kick things up a notch. Don’t get too comfortable for too long, you might want to stay on your toes, and invest in numerous amounts of caffeine because I’m not going anywhere.